Dumpster Fire Goblin Party Limited Edition Vinyl Figure
Dumpster Fire Goblin Party Limited Edition Vinyl Figure:
THOU SHALT NOT HALT THE TRASH GOBLIN!
Lo! The noble artisans of 100% Soft have joined forces with the arcane mischief-maker Wizard of Barge to conjure forth a most chaotic relic: the Goblin Party Dumpster Fire — a vinyl idol of unholy mirth and refuse-born glory!
Huzzah! This cursed treasure emerges from the darkest alleys of the realm, bearing a detachable blade, forged for battle amidst the filthiest of piles. Whether thou art scavenging for loot or dueling over discarded pizza crusts, this goblin stands ready.
Adorned with enchanted box art by Dakota Cates, the Wizard himself — this is no mere toy, adventurer. It is a summoning of garbage-fueled destiny.
Happy dumpster diving, brave soul. Ages 15 and up
Dumpster Fire Goblin Party Limited Edition Vinyl Figure:
THOU SHALT NOT HALT THE TRASH GOBLIN!
Lo! The noble artisans of 100% Soft have joined forces with the arcane mischief-maker Wizard of Barge to conjure forth a most chaotic relic: the Goblin Party Dumpster Fire — a vinyl idol of unholy mirth and refuse-born glory!
Huzzah! This cursed treasure emerges from the darkest alleys of the realm, bearing a detachable blade, forged for battle amidst the filthiest of piles. Whether thou art scavenging for loot or dueling over discarded pizza crusts, this goblin stands ready.
Adorned with enchanted box art by Dakota Cates, the Wizard himself — this is no mere toy, adventurer. It is a summoning of garbage-fueled destiny.
Happy dumpster diving, brave soul. Ages 15 and up
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Dumpster Fire Goblin Party Limited Edition Vinyl Figure:
THOU SHALT NOT HALT THE TRASH GOBLIN!
Lo! The noble artisans of 100% Soft have joined forces with the arcane mischief-maker Wizard of Barge to conjure forth a most chaotic relic: the Goblin Party Dumpster Fire — a vinyl idol of unholy mirth and refuse-born glory!
Huzzah! This cursed treasure emerges from the darkest alleys of the realm, bearing a detachable blade, forged for battle amidst the filthiest of piles. Whether thou art scavenging for loot or dueling over discarded pizza crusts, this goblin stands ready.
Adorned with enchanted box art by Dakota Cates, the Wizard himself — this is no mere toy, adventurer. It is a summoning of garbage-fueled destiny.
Happy dumpster diving, brave soul. Ages 15 and up
